Knowledge

Today I learned:

1. Cats are essentially evil, specifically when cat is from Turkey.
2. Cats will vomit the food cat does not like.
3. The vomited food will end up in House Sitter's bed.
4. House Sitter will then be obligated to wash the bed skirt.
5. Tempurpedic Mattress weigh 10x more than a traditional mattress.
6. I do not enjoy watching sitcoms, TV dramas, and movies on the super clear LCD/Plasma televisions.